Read a Joke!


I am going to publish a book that contains funny jokes that can make you laugh with tears of joy.  You can see some sample jokes below.


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Bryan Law

Greatest Hits 

The followings are the Greatest Hits of All Time in public washrooms.


Just When I Needed You Most – the stall was running out of toilet paper.

Close to You – a guy walks towards a urinal in the middle of two other guys.

(Everything I Do) I Do It For You – to the janitor from the person who vandalizes a public washroom.

Echoes – when you drop something into the toilet.

Imagine – when you do not have anything to read in the stall.

Here I Am – when someone knocks the door of your stall.

I'm Still Standing – When the washroom is full.

Careless Whisper – this one is special, actually, it is not sung in the washroom.  Instead, it is sung when the gas leaks out before you go to the washroom.



Our Country 

An elementary student was asked to write an essay on Country, President, Parties and Citizen.  The little boy had no clue about their meanings so he asked his dad.


His dad used an analogy to explain: “Our home is a Country.  I am the one in charge, so I am the President.  Mother and grandma have a say on some issues but normally have different opinions, so they are the Parties.  You and your siblings have to obey us, so you are the Citizens.”  The boy memorized the roles but did not understand the meanings at all.


When the boy wanted to finish his essay after dinner, his parents were having a fight and he overheard his mom say, “You are a pig.  This home is a mess! ….”


He asked his parents the exact meanings of the words but both of his parents just ignored him.  He went to his grandma where she was watching TV in the family room.  “Shhh, can’t you see I am watching the show now?” His grandma did not want to spend time on him either.


Feeling helpless, the boy cried as he finished his homework with just a few words.  Surprisingly, the boy got a distinction on his work and his essay was posted in the classroom.  It read as follows:


Our country is a mess. 

Our president is a pig.

Our parties are not listening. 

Our citizens are crying.



Environmentally Friendly

Everyone is talking about environmentally friendly products nowadays.  The following ideas, by using the human body as tools, may reduce the consumption of energy, natural resources and chemicals:


Human Microwave Oven – your mouth, good to reheat foods, just keep your food there for about one minute before swallowing it.

Human Recording Machine – your spouse; will playback (report) to you what happened that day before you sleep.

Human Dishwasher – your mother; it may be you or your wife too.

Human Dental Floss – your hair or fingernail; has to be long enough.

Human Stress Ball – your face, or other’s face; but don’t try on baby’s face.

Human Air Freshener – your internal organs; unfortunately, there is only one scent – egg salad.



How Many Wives Did He Have?

A priest liked to repeat words every time he made a speech. One day, when he was giving a funeral speech, he said: “… Michael was our good friends, our good brother, our good father and our good husband!”