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| Borrow the Car |
| This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00... |
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| Living Will |
| A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happen... |
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| Dear Dad |
| Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$... |
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| Advice |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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| Three Men in a Bar |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "Tale of Two Cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"Thats funny", the second man remarked, "my wife... |
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